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17 Logical reasons I’m not paying my car insurance
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By Dave Spigot
I really see insurance as a wasted expense, I’ve come up with some great excuses when the cop pulls me over and asks why
I have no insurance…
- I don’t have a driving license.
- I just stole this car.
- I’m saving for my first hooker
- Have you seen the type of people who work in the insurance industry, like I’m going to give them my money.
- I’m a real careful driver.
- It will really annoy my parents.
- I just illegally emigrated to the USA and not allowed car insurance.
- I escaped from the local mental institution this morning and as I was born on the planet Xrgjax, I am exempt.
- My older brother told me it was optional.
- I have declared my bedroom an independent state and have been appointed as my nations representative to the United nations and so have diplomatic immunity.
- “Laws are for the guidance of the wise and for the keeping of fools.” I’m no fool, so….
- When I found out that if you don’t have an accident you don’t get a refund, I was like, “Do they think I am that stoopid?”
- My Dad is a cop.
- I will be drunk most of the time and insurance is void when drunk so why waste the money.
- My best friends’ cousin is related to the Governor, he can get me off no problem.
- I only speed on straight roads.
- I never needed car insurance whilst playing Grand Theft Auto
11 Comments
February 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I think Dave Spigot’s views on insurance are dangerous and perpostrous and monstrous and other words ending in rous…. He should be struck off the interweb and his hair removed from his speccy head (I can say speccy without causing offence to four eyes spigot as I wear glasses) and used to provide shelter to the starving people of africa ALL OFF THEM! GET A HAIRCUT SPIGOT AND RACK OFF
February 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
This is ridiculous, is that all about being a rebel by not paying the car insurance? You’ll see when something happens, even if it’s not your fault, you are still happy that the other person’s car insurance pays for the damage on your car!
February 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
In response to excuse 16 - you are going to have to do some investigative work on ‘the only straight’ roads in England’ in order to ever be able to use that excuse once pulled over……. You will be wiser to spend your money on the insurance as one imagines research into ‘Englands only straight roads’ will probably cost you more in time, money and effort. Pay the insurance and sleep at night, also avoids humilliation!
February 5th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I think Dave Spigot’s glasses are going to be jettisoned off his head soon… a symptom of his ever increasing fat face.
(His ample jowls, the way he clasps his hands and his protruding front teeth also make me wonder if Dave’s mother was impregnated by a rodent; a squirrel or possibly a beaver or a water rat)
As for the car insurance part? I couldn’t care less. I’m a social pariah and can’t drive.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
You cannot be serious??? “I’m saving for my first hooker???” A man who sleeps with prostitutes and drives cars is a potential murderer (as proved in films). Why haven’t the police arrested this A-hole, if not for that then what about his hair? I’ve just read 13. his dad is a fricking cop too….WTF!??!? I tell you what Spigot if I ever, EVER see you on the roads of Blighty, stop you and YOU give me some lame excuse like the 17 nuggets of wisdom above - I’ll stick my massive shoe up your ridiculously stupid arse. I also have just learned Ulrika Johnson is pregnant and a Manchester United supporter…hanging is too good!
February 7th, 2008 at 7:52 am
You should move to new zealand spotty youth… insurance is not compulsory here and we’d love a few more nutters on the road please.
February 9th, 2008 at 7:56 am
What must have brought on this concept is: the event of driving to the corresponding insurance agency to hand over a fresh check without existing coverage en route!?
February 9th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Good heavens, people, don’t you recognize a joke when you see one? A little juvenile, perhaps, but a joke, nonetheless.
February 9th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I wonder why I even read past the first item. Maybe in the hope of finding more like it, but alas, I feel as probably does john fuzzy ellmore III, February 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm, about this dweeb’s ability to be logical, or even sane… I guess the internet gives space for even this kind of drivel, in the name of freedom of speech. Enough said…
February 20th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Nice Site! Thanks!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:31 am
Nice work, guys!!!
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