dirty rotten scoundrels

1. A man who got overly angry with a speed camera that had repeatedly caught him speeding one day decided he’d have his revenge. Police later found that he’d crashed his car into the post the camera was attached to. It seemed that the man thought he’d try and crush the offending camera beneath the wheels of his car, but had underestimated the strength of the post it was stuck to. The man later tried to claim on the insurance, saying it was an accident.

2. Having found what he thought was the best explanation, one man outlined in his insurance claim the cause of his accident: “Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”

3. After her accident, one woman tried to claim that an invisible car had suddenly appeared, hit her, and then vanished again.

4. Another man that had been in an accident involving a truck claimed that the truck had “backed through the windshield and into my wife’s face”.

5. One person even tried to claim that it wasn’t their fault when they “collided with a stationary truck coming the other way”.

6. Some drivers don’t pay much attention to their immediate surroundings, let alone anything happening outside of the car. This unfortunate driver had just about completed his journey home and was pulling into the driveway, when suddenly he heard the sound of scraping and crunching metal, only to realize that he’d been driving with both of his rear passenger doors open.

7. An Australian claimant blamed his accident on two kangaroos that he saw having sex in the middle of the road, and as he hit them, it caused him to “ejaculate through the sunroof”.

8. A driver sent to hospital with head injuries then tried to claim that he’d thought the window was down, but found it was up when he put his head through it.

9. A woman that was recovering from a late night accident had tried to claim that it wasn’t her fault as she “didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight”.

10. One man decided to blame the very thing he crashed into, claiming that he’d driven out of his driveway as he normally did, however this time he drove straight into a bus. He blamed the bus, for being “5 minutes early”.

11. Someone filling out their insurance claim form was asked if either driver could have done anything to have avoided the accident. Answer: Travelled by bus?

12. Sometimes things might even happen for no reason at all and without warning, as one man found out when he’d crashed straight into another car. The man went on to claim that it wasn’t his fault because the other car crashed into him “without giving warning of its intention”.